Chapter 003: Aliens (Part Two)

First: This alien is an energy mech warrior, which is the profession of his dreams

No need. The alien suddenly smiled, and his smile made Tang Xiaoyan feel somewhat afraid

"Rest assured, eating is merely a verb. I simply devour all the energy within you, to be precise, I merely integrate your body into mine," said the alien. "It is neither bloody nor painful..."

Tang Xiaoyan was immediately astonished, his eyes nearly popping out; this alien was actually able to interpret the thoughts in his mind, which was truly terrifying

"No need, your ordinary and plain appearance is just right; hiding in the crowd, you won't be noticed. No one is willing to take a second glance, and even if they do, they won't remember. I do not like to be noticed!" The alien's words pierced through Tang Xiaoyan's chest like a knife, stabbing fiercely with each word.

The alien cruelly revealed the truth, leaving Tang Xiaoyan deeply affected, wishing he could cry his heart out. Every time he looked in the mirror, he felt he looked a little more handsome, and over time, he came to believe he was very, very handsome. Now, another version of himself stood stark naked before him, completely shattering the self-hypnosis he had maintained for so long

"Yes, I agree," said the alien

Then, under the astonished gaze of Tang Xiaoyan, the mech began to self-fold, becoming smaller and smaller. In the end, it astonishingly transformed from a towering figure over 5 meters tall into a cube the size of a fist, a cube that emitted a strange metallic luster.

"It merely decomposes the moisture in your saliva into oxygen and hydrogen, while the majority consists of proteases. The hydrogen burns, incinerating the proteases and other impurities into ashes that fall away," the alien explained

"You may see us as ants, but the Earth is certainly not an ant nest; it is beautiful and magnificent" Tang Xiaoyan said with great force.

Tang Xiaoyan felt as if the demon's large mouth suddenly emitted a tremendous suction, attempting to completely devour him

As the mechanical finger pointed, the spit instantly turned to ash, dissipating into radiant embers that scattered. The effect was truly magnificent and exceedingly romantic

Subsequently, Tang Xiaoyan made the wisest decision.

Speaking is a process of energy release, and human thoughts also represent a form of energy release. Before a person speaks, they first think in their mind, and then express it through their vocal system. What one thinks internally is merely not transmitted through the vocal system. However, the resulting energy fluctuations are the same... The extraterrestrials continued to interpret Tang Xiaoyan's thoughts

Oh, then go ahead and eat. I assure you I won't beg for mercy; I cannot lose face as a human being. A man should be a bit more resolute.

"You can shout as much as you want, but no one can hear you, and no one can see you either," said the alien. "When I landed on Earth, there was such a commotion that your government and various people had already surrounded this place tightly. Now, we are surrounded by people and vehicles, with thousands of them. However, I used spatial folding, so they cannot see us, and you cannot see them either"

Wow, this move is quite impressive," Tang Xiaoyan exclaimed in astonishment

The alien held the Rubik's Cube in its hand and said to Tang Xiaoyan, "Let us begin."

The alien clearly read Tang Xiaoyan's thoughts, yet showed no reaction

Oh, so they are refugees? Tang Xiaoyan thought to himself, feeling a sense of schadenfreude, as this alien had such an arrogant attitude.

Regardless of whether you are fleeing or traveling, and regardless of your identity, you ultimately represent your galaxy. According to protocol, I should arrange for the Secretary-General of the Planetary Union to receive you, as this aligns with our Earth's administrative regulations regarding reciprocal receptions. However, I do not have the Secretary-General's phone number; I do not even have the mobile number of our national leader. Therefore, I can only call our mayor to arrange for your reception. I found the mayor's contact number in the television's mayor hotline.

The alien has transformed? Its greenish-gray skin begins to fade, turning into human skin... Hair grows out, eyes shrink, nose enlarges, and mouth becomes smaller...

Then, Tang Xiaoyan said: "If you become me, what will happen to myself? How can you make me disappear without a trace?"

"Because soon you will disappear from this world," the alien said coldly

However, at this moment, surviving is the most important thing. Tang Xiaoyan quickly said: "Look, I don't really look that handsome, do I? Moreover, my family situation is not very affluent, which would not be beneficial for your future career development. I have a classmate who is handsome and comes from a wealthy family. Why not transform into his likeness and make him disappear? His name is Linghu Shou, and he lives at 867 Holland Avenue. That large and beautiful blue villa is his home. I can take you there right now... I have a classmate who is handsome and comes from a wealthy family. Why not transform into his likeness and make him disappear? His name is Linghu Shou, and he lives at 867 Holland Avenue. That large and beautiful blue villa is his home. I can take you there right now..."

Half a minute later, the alien completely vanished, and standing before Tang Xiaoyan was a completely ordinary Earthling

"Help! Why do you aliens still eat people?" Tang Xiaoyan let out a howl.

"You, you have become unlike me. How can I be that unattractive?" Tang Xiaoyan exclaimed in anger

I haven't even said anything yet," Tang Xiaoyan said

The alien paused for a moment and then said: "It seems that lower carbon-based life forms are not entirely without merit. Indeed, although the planet you inhabit is extremely deficient in energy resources and considered inferior, it is undeniably beautiful and suitable for habitation. I can even sense the indulgence this planet has for your kind. Unlike our planet, which is so harsh. This planet strives to provide you with comfort, accommodating your mistakes, even sacrificing its own energy... Indeed, although the planet you inhabit is extremely deficient in energy resources and considered inferior, it is undeniably beautiful and suitable for habitation. I can even sense the indulgence this planet has for your kind. Unlike our planet, which is so harsh. This planet strives to provide you with comfort, accommodating your mistakes, even sacrificing its own energy..."

He most admires the Sun and holds the Earth closest to his heart

At this point, the alien appeared somewhat perplexed, but quickly regained clarity and said: "In response to your other question, although we regard you as ants and consider the energy minerals on Earth to be extremely primitive and unworthy of our attention, we still came here. The reason is simple: our galaxy is currently embroiled in a galactic war, and the planet I inhabit has been destroyed, turning into a blazing hell. We are being pursued by the mechanized warriors and warships of the alliance, fleeing throughout the universe. Our spacecraft was hit, the database malfunctioned, and we jumped through space only to end up in your galaxy, colliding with a small satellite. The ship was damaged, and I had no choice but to search for a planet with intelligent life in the nearest galaxy. Thus, I abandoned the ship and donned my armor to come to your planet..."

Secondly, the linguistic information of Earth, or rather, all information about Earth is stored in the database of extraterrestrials. This means that we know nothing about them, while they are fully aware of us. To them, Earthlings appear like a naked child, or in other words, whenever they wish, they can annihilate the Earth at any time

Tang Xiaoyan immediately shook his head and said, "Aliens are too boring"

Wow, is that so? Are you treating us like ants? You would even step on ants. Fine, I won't call the mayor's hotline; I'll just pretend I didn't see you, is that acceptable

In an instant, Tang Xiaoyan felt a wave of darkness envelop him, as if he had fallen into hell, losing all sense of perception; he was consumed...

Suddenly, the alien's body turned pitch black, sprouting a pair of enormous wings. Its entire body split open with a massive gash, which was dark and seemed like the gaping maw of a demon, ready to devour everything in its path

"Consume it," the alien said nonchalantly. "Although you are a lowly carbon-based life form, essentially classified as junk food, you still provide energy. Particularly, your brain contains a significant amount of high-grade energy essence, which would be greatly beneficial for me."

"Communicating with aliens is truly uninteresting," Tang Xiaoyan said. "Lastly, I have one more request: when you eat me, could you please be a bit more civilized? Avoid chopping me into pieces, steaming, boiling, or frying me, and especially refrain from using any seasonings. Barbecuing is particularly terrifying. Ideally, if possible, could you not eat me at all?"

With a thud, the mech hand released its grip, and Tang Xiaoyan fell to the ground

Tang Xiaoyan had not finished speaking when he suddenly stared in astonishment at everything before him

"How is that possible? How is that possible?" Tang Xiaoyan suddenly shouted, "You look so strange and so ugly, how could you possibly become like me..."

Indeed, our brain regions have developed approximately 55 percent. Most of our bodies are composed of digital materials, which means we are, in essence, half human and half machine. The reason we do not attack Earth is that it is small and of little value. For example, do you Earthlings feel a desire to conquer an ant's nest simply because you see it and claim it as your own?

"You not only insult my character, but you also insult my dignity." Tang Xiaoyan immediately struggled fiercely, but being held in the grasp of a mech over five meters tall rendered him unable to move, so he spat a mouthful of saliva at the alien.

I already understand. First, after all, I will be living as Tang Xiaoyan in the future, and my height and appearance have become familiar to others, making it difficult to change. However, for your sake, it would be best to enhance the size of that part below, ideally to be as impressive as the male lead in adult films, with a weapon that is both thick and powerful. Second: Go and win over Ning Keke. Third: Go and give Linghu Shou a good beating.

Wow, the space can even fold; aliens are truly impressive. Tang Xiaoyan sighed and said, "Then I will accept my fate. Considering that I have been consumed by you, may I make a few requests?"

Tang Xiaoyan immediately closed his eyes: "Before being devoured, making a wish might be more effective. I wish for my father, mother, and, in short, my family to be healthy, long-lived, happy, joyful, and prosperous. I wish Ning Keke from hetushu.com to be happy and joyful as well. Loving someone is not about possession, but about hoping for their happiness... Ugh, no more hypocrisy. I wish Ning Keke never looks at any man for her entire life, remains single forever, and never has any other man touch a single finger of hers. I wish for the prosperity of Qidian's business and the flourishing of its industry..." I wish Ning Keke never looks at any man for her entire life, remains single forever, and never has any other man touch a single finger of hers. I wish for the prosperity of Qidian's business and the flourishing of its industry..."

This mech is truly impressive; it is simply unimaginable how many generations it is ahead of the mechs on Earth

I apologize, you are the first Earthling I have encountered, and so far the only one. I cannot let the government of Earth know about my arrival, as it would bring me great danger and inconvenience. Although I regard you as mere ants, as an old saying on your planet goes, many ants can indeed kill an elephant. I need to slowly search for energy on your planet, accumulate energy, so that my mech can regain its power for flight. I also need to repair my spaceship in outer space, and then pilot it to our Sith Empire's secret colonial planet. Therefore, I may need to stay on your planet for a decade or even several decades. The lack of an Earthling identity would be extremely inconvenient, so I must make you disappear and then take your place as an Earthling for a period of time

"Devour?" Tang Xiaoyan was instantly filled with dread, his hair nearly standing on end.

The alien suddenly expressed some helplessness, saying: "I transformed to resemble you, with a similarity of one hundred percent. What you refer to as handsome must be your imagined self; you merely envision yourself as more handsome..."

Tang Xiaoyan was momentarily stunned, as this extraterrestrial being revealed at least several terrifying pieces of information

Third: This alien possesses a database within its mind, indicating that the development of its brain is already quite advanced. Humans on Earth have only developed about thirty to forty percent, while this alien may have developed over fifty percent. Moreover, they have what is referred to as a vocal system, which suggests that they are half human and half machine. Could this be the future direction of human development? Tang Xiaoyan suddenly felt a chill run down his spine. Furthermore, they have what is referred to as a vocal system, which suggests that they are half human and half machine. Could this be the future direction of human development? Tang Xiaoyan suddenly felt a chill run down his spine.